TT: My ever-present vigilance knows no bounds. TT: At this rate, I might as well find a way to alchemize a chastity belt for you. TT: Then you'd be able to get a handle on your flagrant incestual urges without a problem. TT: Another project I'm sure Kanaya would be more than happy to help with, no doubt. TT: We do always need things to keep us busy, these days. TT: Though I suppose that might defeat the purpose of the Smuppets. I know how much you love those. TT: I'll give the matter some though.
TT: In that case, you'll be pleased to know that your birthday will fall on a Monday next year. TT: And perhaps something good will happen on this most unholy of days, for once. TT: I think we might even be able spare a little time to grant the poor day a moment to shine.
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TT: At this rate, I might as well find a way to alchemize a chastity belt for you.
TT: Then you'd be able to get a handle on your flagrant incestual urges without a problem.
TT: Another project I'm sure Kanaya would be more than happy to help with, no doubt.
TT: We do always need things to keep us busy, these days.
TT: Though I suppose that might defeat the purpose of the Smuppets. I know how much you love those.
TT: I'll give the matter some though.
TT: In that case, you'll be pleased to know that your birthday will fall on a Monday next year.
TT: And perhaps something good will happen on this most unholy of days, for once.
TT: I think we might even be able spare a little time to grant the poor day a moment to shine.